You’ve just married the love of your life, and you’re ready to start your new life together. It took months, but you were finally able to find the perfect home in a lovely neighborhood. It’s got a brand new school, a great community backing it, and — bonus! — it’s not too far from the famous Niagara Falls. It’s cheap, it’s clean, it’s just perfect to you. What a lovely place to settle down and start a new family!