It’s 1959, and the world is on the brink of destruction. But thanks to this handy dandy little guide, you – as the administrator of [INSERT EDUCATIONAL FACILITY] – can make sure the next generation can survive anything. No school in America can be certain that it is entirely safe from total and utter annihilation through threat of attack. From small nuclear bombs to bacteriological warfare, it’s important that you, as an administrator, have a detailed plan from start to finish memorized like the back of your hand. After all, where would these great United States be without the next generation of educated minds in science, technology, engineering, and mathematics?
You’ve just married the love of your life, and you’re ready to start your new life together. It took months, but you were finally able to find the perfect home in a lovely neighborhood. It’s got a brand new school, a great community backing it, and — bonus! — it’s not too far from the famous Niagara Falls. It’s cheap, it’s clean, it’s just perfect to you. What a lovely place to settle down and start a new family!