North Korea Endorses Trump
Dear leader! The faux-fascists and white angst populists in America have to finally come to terms with the fact that their so-called leader is basically on the same level as Kim Jong Un in North Korea.
North Korea has basically backed the presumptive Republican nominee with the induction of a propaganda website praising him as a “prescient presidential candidate” who can liberate Americans from living in fear of a nuclear attack. The website, a state-run newspaper from the North Korean regime, praised Trump as “wise” and the “right choice” for all illegible voters this coming election day in a column directed towards downplaying Hillary Clinton as “thick-headed”.
No matter what way you look at this, it’s bad. It either means the North Korean dictator actually respects and likes Trump, which means their fascist similarities finally shine into broad daylight. Or, more likely, it means the North Korean propaganda center believes Trump would lead the United States into an ‘inevitable downfall’. Either of these two situations show just how bad Trump is as a political option. When North Korea’s largest propaganda-based newspaper openly endorses you, it’s time to check your white angst privilege at the door.
Trump instead has recently told Reuters in a direct interview that he was prepared to talk to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to try to stop Pyongyang’s nuclear program, and that China should also help solve the problem. Just how likely does anyone think this is? The North Korean platform for nuclear technology is literally to promote international fear to ensure “self protection”. The Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea won’t ever launch a nuke (if they even have one) unless triggered by one of the larger world powers. Trump is literally pursuing an argument that would lead to global nuclear warfare and mass destruction!
If Trump ever talks to Kim Jong Un the way he talks to the media, the press, other candidates, and anyone against him? The world will go kaboom, and it’ll be yuge.