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Election 2016 Politics

Good Riddance, Fiorina!

Goodbye Carly, it’s been nice, hope you find your paradise! I haven’t been this happy since bible-thumping, fake cancer-curing, bigoted ignoramus Mike Huckabee dropped out of the race! But now, everything seems to be straightening out! The crazies are leaving, except for Ted Cruz and Donald Trump. Good riddance, Carly!

carly_liesFor those of you who don’t know who the hell Carly Fiorina is, she was the only female Republican in the race. Rather contradicting in message, she would bash Hillary Clinton for using the “woman card” in debates and then immediately turn around to use it herself. Now that Carly Fiorina (and Lindsey Graham) is gone, the Republicans can stop touting the “we have a woman in the race, too!” speech. In fact, Carly Fiorina wasn’t even a good woman to have in the race. Why? Because Fiorina is the typical GOP definition of a woman: one who hates women’s rights.

I’m not even going to censor myself here. Fiorina is absolute trash, and I’m super happy to see her dropping out of the race. It’s one less bat-shit crazy long-shot in the Republican primaries. Fiorina was caught in a string of lies since day one of her campaign, and she used said lies to propel herself into a two-day pivotal peak of her political career. But that’s what Fiorina is in politics: a failure.

fiorina-lieActually, let me correct myself. That’s what Fiorina is as a person: a failure. Her business skills led her into a terrible position with HP. Her stocks crashed and she completely destroyed the company, forcing her stock holders to remove her as CEO. Yet that’s what she touted as “experience to lead the nation”. Her horrendous executive skills have been proven in her history of business, and her horrendous campaigning skills should have been proven after he failed run in California a couple years back.

My predictions ring true! 2/3 of the candidates I claimed would drop out (Chris Christie and Carly Fiorina, give Ben Carson some time!) did in fact call it quits after terrible performance. I’m incredibly happy, and I hope this is the death of Fiorina’s political career.

Carly’s campaign is dead, and Planned Parenthood lives on. Pretty good day for society.

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I’m a writer and historian. Simple enough, right? I enjoy philosophy, sociology, social psychology, politics, basic programming, statistics, and old books.

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