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October 22, 2019

Cuban Mistress Crisis: Hypocritical Ted Cruz

I was going to have a wonderful vacation. I was going to have the site be on hiatus for one week. But guess what happened? The Ted Cruz Sex Scandal. And, if you follow my site, you know I never miss an opportunity to destroy Ted Cruz. Read More: Pastor in Chief Ted Cruz, The Criminal Cruz Crew, Ted Cruz and His Dirty PoliTRICKS.

If you have ever thought of Ted Cruz having a sex life, I greatly pity you. However, the National Enquirer recently alleged that the corrupt conservative has had up to five extramarital affairs. Titled “A HOOKER, A TEACHER & COWORKERS”, the National Enquirer boldly proclaimed that presidential candidate and Texan Senator Ted Cruz has a hidden sex life that greatly goes against the extremist Christian foundations he claims to base his life on.

Cruz, in a desperate attempt to fire back at the National Enquirer, claimed that the gossip magazine was “taking orders from Donald Trump and his henchmen.” Now, don’t get me wrong. Anything the National Enquirer comes up with has to be taken with a grain of salt. We’re talking about the same gossip magazine that has, in the past, claimed that Barack Obama is gay and that Elvis Presley is still living on some island. On the other hand, the National Enquirer has gotten some crazy headlines correct.

Ted Cruz’s opponents have been trying their hardest to smear him. It’s really not that hard to smear the smarmy, evangelical, preaching-the-end-times candidate; but for some reason the Republican base has been having difficulties doing that. Gaining a ton of endorsements over the past few days (from such wonderfully entertaining names such as Jeb! Bush and Lindsey Graham), it’s fairly obvious that the Republican Party is doing a last-ditch effort to join the #NeverTrump Committee. That’s pretty ironic, isn’t it? How the hell is Ted Cruz the establishment’s last hope when the entire party basically hates him with a burning passion?

Their problem? Ted Cruz is worse than Donald Trump.

But, that’s a story for another day. The recent #CruzSexScandal story is a rumor that may or may not be true. Part of me really wishes it is, because it would be the nail in the coffin for the lying, hypocritical Man of Christ that doesn’t realize the country he lives in is a secular one. We’re talking about a man who is literally basing his entire campaign on “conservative principles” — which basically means he’s running on the CONSTITUTIONAL CHRISTIAN card without the constitutional part. He’s proposed carpet bombing the sand until it turns green, stalking Muslim communities within the United States, and defunding Planned Parenthood even though all the assumptions he supports have been proven to be — you guessed it! — lies.

Just how “Christian” can a man who runs on a ticket of hatred and religious ‘persecution’ can this man be? Well, the final nail in his name would be an extramarital affair.

But, of course, we have to take the National Esquire with a grain of salt. This very well could be a political piece of slander that adds up to absolutely nothing.

In two hundred years, historians will look back at Donald Trump and Ted Cruz — and how childish their “Twitter beef” has boiled down to in the last few weeks — as history. Just as we see the Lincoln-Douglas debates today. That’s pretty pathetic for society, if you ask me.

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